The requested document is totally fake.
Even tried multi.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a
-- here I am, brain the size of the
trying to serve you a simple web page,
and then it
doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!
I mean, I don't
even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
honestly think I can *guess*
what someone I don't even
wants to find here?
Man, I'm so depressed I
could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?
not pretty when a web server cries.
And where do you get off
telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a web
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
that give you the right to tell me what to do?
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks
What kind of a life is that?
Two short weeks,
then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it's God's
gift to web servers,
just because it doesn't have some tiddly
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,
mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it
is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I couldn't get
I'm so sorry.
Maybe I could interest
you in another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty
neat, they say,
although none of them were put on *my* server, of
Everything here is just mind-numbingly
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.